RIGHT SO. This happened. And was as funny as shit.

So and I were having a sleepover at my house. We're close like that. My parents went out ... somewhere. I think it was that they went out to eat. I dunno. Hrm.~ ANYWAYS. They did that, and then and then like three hours later my mom calls me all scared. Like "OMGHELPMEOMG."
= x=; Right. My mom acts like a teenager. It's .. amusing.

And apparently, they drove past this house on the way to a grocery store. (They went out to eat ... and then to the store. I dunno.) And this house was on sale, and there weren't any cars in the driveway. So my dad was like "Okay! I'll go look inside of it."
... > o>;; Great idea, right? Oh, and I only know this version as my mom told me in a panic over the phone. So. Yeah...
And he goes up to the house. ~ But my mom stays in the car, because it's cold. And then, while my dad was looking through the window, a car pulls up into the driveway. XD; PEOPLE STILL LIVED THERE.

So my mom books it outta there. And leaves my dad. And that's when she called me.

... Like, really. and I were cracking up for about half an hour. XD; WHY WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE HIM. And my mom was all: "D8 Buuuut! What should I do?!"
I told her to go back and get him. = x=; Like I said. She's like a teenager.


And yeah.~ That's what happened. > o>;